Lyrics

Breck Girls
Words and Music by Jeffrey Wayne Churchwell
© 2003 Hat?s Too Tight Music (ASCAP)

(verse 1)
Doe-eyed beauty favors me with smile reserved for husband.
Works hard on her charities, and country-clubs it every weekend.
Sky-blue shadow matches sweater.
Base and blush go well together.
Wouldn?t dream of wearing leather.
Breck Girl.

(verse 2)
Tow-head cutie impishly implies idyllic pleasure.
Freckled face smiles sunnily and fantasizes bright forever.
Bays and chestnuts roam the paddock,
Gingham curtains for the attic.
Won?t be giving me no static;
Breck Girl.

(chorus 1)
Breck Girls were my faith and my future,
?cause no one was truer;
they numbered no fewer than millions.
I could see them on TV, and glossy back pages
Of Mom?s ?Woman?s Day? and ?McCall?s.?
But never pinned up on walls.

(verse 3)
At the pier, a healthy blonde presents for my inspection.
Makes her home near surf and sun, and deeply bronzes fair complexion.
But too many rays, or so they tell us,
Could soon turn off too many fellas,
And make an alligator jealous,
Breck Girl.

(instrumental)

(verse 2)

Breck Girls...
Breck Girls...

Breck Girls, they came well-recommended,
A trophy incentive, but strictly invented,
And sold to men and women who needed
Good Housekeeping?s Seal,
?cause it made them feel real and in touch?
You know it mattered so much.

(verse 4)
World-wise woman unhinges me with cat-like self-assurance.
She?s got no ?look? for each contingency; low maintenance and high endurance.
Stripped of all those pastel colors,
One life looks much like all the others.
And you no longer grace those covers,
Breck Girl.

(outro)
Breck Girl (hair so silky and tangle-free)
Breck Girl (is that peaches and cream for me?)
Breck Girl (there?s no money-back guarantee)
Breck Girl.