Song Description

A humorous look at the male/female condition, told from the "single male" vantage point!

Lyrics

VERSE: 1

YEARS AGO, WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NIAVE

I FOUND THAT WOMEN WERE ATTRACTED TO ME

IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN BUT IT'S OFTEN A PAIN

WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS, ALL I GET IS THE BLAME

SO NOW I FIND LOVE WITH A DIFFERENT THEME

WHEN I MEET WOMEN I ALWAYS COME CLEAN

I SAY FOR BETTER, OR WORSE, BUT NOT FOR LONG

WHEN THE SHOWS OVER, I'LL GO IT ALONE

CHORUS: 1

GOLDEN RINGS AND WEDDING BELLS

KEEP YOUR DISTANCE CAUSE IT WON'T SELL

I LIKE YOUR STYLE AND YOUR BODY'S SO SWEET

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME YOURS TO KEEP

I KNOW YOU LIKE ME AND THE FEELING'S THE SAME

BUT NO AMOUNT OF LOVIN'S GONNA WIN YOU MY NAME

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU SATISFY MY EVERY DESIRE

THE HONEYMOON SUITE WON'T FAN THAT FIRE

OHHH NO!!!, SAVE ME!!!

VERSE: 2

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IS A LONG TIME TO PLAY

THE GAME GOES ON IF YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY

I'VE BEEN WITH MANY LADIES BUT IT'S MOSTLY THE SAME

WHEN IT'S ALL OVER, THERE'S VERY LITTLE GAIN

WOMEN PREFER, TO TAKE THE LONG VIEW

A LIFETIME COMMITMENT I CAN'T HAND TO YOU

SO DON'T ASK FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW I WON'T GIVE

LET'S HAVE FUN IN THIS TIME THAT WE LIVE

ALL YOU GET IN LIFE IS THIS MOMENT IN TIME

SO LETS MAKE LOVE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE


CHORUS: 2

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