Lyrics

Hey, kids, look out the door
Do you see the dust, do you hear the roar
Golly, Molly, wht?s in store
When Uncle Fred is here

His Motorcycle?s parked outside
Do you think you?re old enough to ride
Daddy laughs, Mommy rolls her eyes
When Uncle Fred is here

Uncle Fred is here Uncle Fred is here
All the kids they clap and cheer
Steal his hat and pull his beard
Uncle Fred is here

He shows up every once in awhile
With a tan and a tune and a wink and a smile
Kids?ll gather tound for miles
When Uncle Fred is here

He?ll make a quarter disappear
Then pull it out of your left ear
It?s a wacky wild time of year
When Uncle Fred is here