Story Behind The Song
My wife reminded me to buy deodorant at the store... then condescendingly remarked... "what would you do without me?" I thought... "hmm Lesbians".
Song Description
Some women think their men would be lost without them. Some men would really enjoy being lost.
| Song Length |
2:02 |
Genre |
Pop - Rock, Country - Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Mood |
Jovial, Annoyed |
| Subject |
Relationship, Fun |
Similar Artists |
Barenaked Ladies, Tom Petty |
| Language |
English |
Era |
1990 - 1999 |
Lyrics
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU
by Jim Paquette, copyright 2002
Verse:
My woman likes my independence
She keeps it in a box under lock and key
Every time she feels the need to tell me I screwed up
She says what ?would you do without me??
Chorus:
I?d do a cheerleader -and then a slutty bartender
Oh yeah that?s what I?d do without you
I do a blond -than I?d do a soccer mom
Oh yeah that?s what I do with out you
Verse:
I?d eat bags of Dorito Chips for dinner
Sleep all day without being called a bum
What would I do without you? Well I?d fill the fridge with beer
And a carton of milk that I?d drink from
Chorus:
I?d do collage chicks -And then I?d do some porno flicks
Oh yeah, that?s what I?d do without you
I?d do your friends -And then I?d do some lesbians
Oh yeah that?s what I?d do without you