The Wedgie

Story Behind The Song

I was at a song circle and we all threw topic ideas in the hat for the next month's meeting. I was being goofy adn wrote "wediges" on a piece of paper. Well, wouldn't you know my topic got chosen and everyone had to write about wedgies. I ahd some help writing this, but the other writers dont' want any credit (seriously).

Song Description

singer is traumatized by getting a wedgie, goes to theerapy and realizes the only way to heal from her woundis to inflict on someone else.

Song Length 2:12 Genre Folk - Contemporary, Country - Alternative
Tempo Medium Slow (91 - 110) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Affable, Amiable Subject Comedy, Funny, Friend
Similar Artists Weird Al Yankovic, Arlo Guthrie Language English
Era 1990 - 1999

Lyrics

It was a dark and stormy night
There was no avoiding my destiny
I tried to put up a fight
But there was no escaping? the wedgie

I?d rather get the rack I?d rather walk the plank
Than have to re-live that vertical yank
I live with the impending feeling of doom
From that close encounter with the fruit of the loom

The wedgie

If I ever had a question
I am sure now of what I believe
The preacher was right when he said Sunday night
It is better to give than receive

The wedgie

I thought I had almost forgotten the trauma
Forgiven the people who?d done me so wrong
Til my recent vacation the Sunny Bahamas
And everyone there was wearing a thong!

Flashbacks! Seizures! Heart Palpitations!
An untimely end to my lovely vacation
My friends Mike and Dan say they can?t understand
Why I can?t put it all? behind me

The wedgie

I found a therapist in the field
Many dollars and several months later
We finally conclude it was my attitude
Fear is great but a brave act is greater

I would never adjust ?til I did what I must
And so nervous and frightened and edgy
I approached my best friend reached out toward his rear end
And with all of my might pulled to maximum height

And I screamed out in triumph?.. Wedgie!

Lyrics Carla Ulbrich Music Carla Ulbrich
Producer Carla Ulbrich Publisher Carla U Publishing
Performance Carla Ulbrich Label Official Seal Records

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