Lyrics

As time begins to burn away the remains of my droning, frayed existence on this lifeless rock of listless disposition,
Will people say, "there goes another example of a wretched soul who suffers from the symptoms of the human condition"?
I never committed crimes of fraud against myself, like creating a God inside my head to silence the pain inherent to mortality.
And I'm all about a change machine, but pumping quarters in it hasn't changed a thing; it's only brought me one step closer to my grand finale.

What if we're all alone in the Universe?
Say something comforting to keep the pain from getting worse.

Or just Remember me, 'cause I can barely remember anything, and you're the one with the photographic memory.
So just Remember me, 'cause I don't think I can bear the thought that there's a chance you might not remember me.

I didn't find time to finish my eternal life machine, but I intend to do it Saturday, weather permitting.
If that falls through my budget plan, I've secretly been creating a man who looks and thinks and talks and drinks just like me; I'm not kidding.
I visited a sperm repository. What the hell? No guts: no glory. I doubt that it will come to play, but who knows, maybe someday.
And if all else fails, I've always got a tape recorder that I bought with volumes upon volumes of the stupid shit I always say.

What if we're all alone in the Universe?
Say something comforting to keep the pain from getting worse.

Or just Remember me, 'cause I can barely remember anything, and you're the one with the photographic memory.
Say you'll Remember me, 'cause I don't think I can bear the thought that there's a chance you might not remember me.

Remember me, 'cause I can barely remember anything, and you're the one with the photographic memory.
Say you'll Remember me, 'cause I don't think I can bear the thought that there's a chance you might not
Remember me, I'll give you something to remember me by, I only ask you swear you'll remember me.