Certified Country Chaos
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Country - General
- Release Date: 7/17/2025
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Welcome to the backwoods circus you didn't know you needed.
Certified Country Chaos is a 12-track thrill ride through the wild, weird, and wonderfully dysfunctional world of rural life -- where beer is truth serum, goats drive trucks, and family feuds go down in Walmart parking lots. Yves Stilmant brings his signature wit, sharp storytelling, and undeniable country swagger to every track, painting vivid portraits of moonshine mishaps, drone disasters, and porch-sittin' panic.
Whether it's Uncle Earl takin' flight, Grandpa goin' viral, or Daddy grillin' in a burning shed, these songs are packed with sing-along choruses, honky-tonk stomp, and enough laughs to throw out your back.
From the instant classic "Beer Don't Lie But My Buddy Does" to the barn-burning finale "Daddy's in the Shed (And the Shed's on Fire)", this album is a love letter to Southern madness and blue-collar brilliance -- proudly unfiltered, gloriously offbeat, and dangerously relatable.
So grab a cold one, fire up the lawnmower, and crank it loud.
This ain't just country...
It's Certified Country Chaos.
Warning: This album contains scenes of goat-operated vehicles, flaming sheds, drone crashes, TikTok grannies, and Walmart warfare. Proceed with beer in hand and boots securely fastened.
Yves Stilmant returns with 12 tales of high-octane hillbilly havoc, proving once and for all that common sense ain't that common -- especially when Uncle Earl's involved.
If your family's a little loud, your truck's on blocks, and your shed occasionally catches fire... congratulations, you're home.
Certified Country Chaos:
One part country.
One part comedy.
All parts stupid good.
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