Song Description

Well... she left me, and now her Mama is left behind and she tells me what to do...!

Lyrics

"My Ex Stole My Truck, But Left Her Mama"
By Yves Stilmant © 2025
Verse 1A
She took the dog and the flatscreen too
Left a note on the fridge that said, "We're through"
But I came home and what do I see?
Her mama sittin' there, watchin' Judge Judy
Verse 1B
She's got curlers in, feet on my chair
Drinkin' my beer like a millionaire
Smells like menthol and casserole
And she just clogged up my toilet bowl
Pre-Chorus
Now I ain't cryin' 'bout that girl
She's halfway 'cross the trailer world
But her mama's camped here rentin' free
Eatin' pork rinds and judgin' me
Chorus
My ex stole my truck, but left her mama
She's been wearin' my boxers and my pajamas
Talks too loud, hogs the remote
Tells me I need to "watch my tone"
She don't pay bills, but she's got demands
Like turnin' my outhouse into a hot yoga stand
Yeah life got rough when she took off
But her mama moved in, and now I'm lost

Verse 2A
She's teachin' my dog bad tricks again
Like how to burp and vote redneck men
She deep-fried my last box of fries
Now she's tryna teach me to harmonize
Verse 2B
She's on my porch in her moo-moo gown
Cat-callin' boys from all around town
Yells "Get off my lawn!" at folks drivin' by
But it ain't even her dang property line
Pre-Chorus
Now I'm not wishin' my ex would show
But take your mama back before I blow
'Cause if I hear "bless your heart" once more
I'm sleepin' in my bass boat by the shore
Chorus
My ex stole my truck, but left her mama
She's been smokin' cigars in my sauna
Wants sweet tea and NASCAR on loop
Tells me I'm shaped like a canned soup
She don't cook, but she runs my stove
And keeps flirtin' with my cousin Joe
Lord help me now, I've had enough
She might've left, but her mama's tough

Bridge (spoken & sung)
(SPOKEN:)
Now don't get me wrong... she makes a mean gravy
But I swear that woman thinks she owns the Navy
(SUNG:)
If she don't leave by next sunrise
I'll trade her in for a pack of fries

Final Chorus
My ex stole my truck, but left her mama
She drinks my beer, and calls me "drama"
Her snorin' shakes the trailer wall
She's got a recliner in the bathroom stall
I'd trade five tires and a jar of jam
Just to send her back to Birmingham
So if you're askin' how life's been since
Let's just say... I miss the dents

Tag (crowd chant)
She stole my truck! (but left her mama!)
She stole my truck! (but left her mama!)