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---- This Music is Written in Crayon ----
--- Here's what the critics are saying ---
...is this really you?...A.B.
...your personality is showing!...M.T.
...did you even consider what the audience wants?...J.C.
...there's no such word as indignation!...R.K.
...what exactly is comin' together?...#121
...if critiques are anonymous do they still count?...#007
...how can I put this politely?...P.D.
...my wife won't let me listen to your music anymore...B.C.
...don't you have to get a recording license or something?...J.T.
...you're a conceited egomaniac!...J.M.
...it's really you...C.W.
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Clever Garage Rock
by
Waiting for Karma
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The Short Version
Sometimes I feel a little bit like one of those inmates who wake up
to find themselves inexplicably in control of the asylum!
As a "hired gun" guitarist I'd play anything, anytime, anywhere, but,
after years of defending musical integrity against incessant assaults
and with my resistance to compromise under siege,
the urge for rebellion became overwhelming!
I seized the microphone,
and opened the gate to a renaissance.
Committed to the pursuit of my own artistic goals,
I've now set forth on my own path armed with
an aggressive electric guitar style
and focused lyrics that reflect
an urbane and provocative point of view.
With melodies locked to contemporary rhythms,
subtle traces of sophisticated jazz harmony,
and layered guitars blazing trails of classical counterpoint,
this is truly a fusion of genres integrated into
a unique Rock and Roll sound.
o'kay ... o'kay ... It's just me lippin' off over guitars and drums !!
You'll like it !! . . . K.I.M.
Influences
I must have been under the influence of something!
Propaganda
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Complaints Department
Just because there haven't been any complaints
doesn't mean that something isn't complaint worthy,
and so I guess, as usual, I'm stuck with having to do it myself ...
Complaint: # 1.
When you buy a song download and you get to the form that Broadjam
has you fill in, the interogation includes age and gender, which have
nothing to do with verifying your credit card. So, I recommend lying.
Yup! In this case dishonesty is probably the best policy and more fun!
You'll get to use the highly evolved skill you've honed over the years
and feel no guilt whatsoever!
It's a win-win situation and you've got to like that.
Update:
Re: Complaint: # 1.
O'kay, it appears that I'm way behind the curve on this,
because everyone has been lying all along which explains why
I was the only one complaining.
Disclaimers
* Currently restricted to dreams of adding fresh sonic colours to your playlist,
... but, most fantasy restrictions have been lifted. Call for approval today!
** Non controversial technical opinions are not included in this offer.
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