How Do Lesbians Have Sex?

Story Behind The Song

True story. A co-worker inappropriately asked me "how do lesbians have sex?"

Song Description

This light and fun folk pop comedy song tells the true story of how a terribly inappropriate question is answered. In retrospect, I would have never answered this question. Of course, then I wouldn't have written this little ditty.

Song Length 2:32 Genre Unique - Comedy, Folk - Alternative
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Pleasant, Affable Subject Homosexuality, Comedy, Funny
Similar Artists Flight Of The Conchords, Tenacious D Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

She was earnest, she was serious
She just really wanted to know- anything that I would tell
She was curious, she was incredulous
She was searching for her truth, wondering if it would include...

A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she's in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?

She threw me off, in disbelief
Surprised to hear those words - requesting adjectives and verbs
I said I need- some time to think
So I ran through my head- how to answer that requests
From a...

A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she's in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?

So I thought- it all through
And decided that I must- answer and not put it off
And what I said- blew her mind
She just couldn't believe what people are doing these days

A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she's in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?

It may sound funny, but really it was kinda creepy...

Lyrics Kara Square Music Kara Square
Producer Kara Square Publisher Thinkroot Records
Label Thinkroot Records

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