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I used to watch Quantum Leap,
Every night with my girlfriend.
Al and Sam, they leaped through time,
And I felt like they were my best friends.

Ziggy said there?s a 98 percent,
Chance of a broken heart.

Scott Bakula,
Never played Dracula,
Laid down the smackula on the bad guys.
Well, he was honest and sharing,
Loving and caring,
The kind of guy who would always do the right thing.
Clever and handsome,
And so friggin? sensitive,
And I?m not Scott.

He was sweet enough to tame the fire,
In that self-empowered Murphy Brown chick,
I even bought Lord of Illusions,
Even though I thought that movie kinda sucked.

Ziggy said there?s a 98 percent,
Chance that the ending?s sad.

Scott Bakula,
Never smoked crackula,
Played quarterbackula in Necessary Roughness.
Well, he was honest and sharing,
Loving and caring,
The kind of guy who would always do the right thing.
Clever and handsome,
And so friggin? sensitive,
And I?m not Scott.

He?s nice enough to play a gay guy,
He?s cool enough to star in sci-fi,
He?s man enough to helm a starship,
And I?m the type of guy who would feel up that Vulcan chick.

Ziggy said there?s a 98 percent,
Chance that I?m a prick.

I?ll never be Scott Bakula.
No one can love you like Scott Bakula can love you.