Song Description
Take a fun ride into the zany bizarre musical world of Stuck With Green. Think Beck meets Frank Zappa, Nine Inch Nails meet Andy Samberg, Prodigy with a Saturday Night Live sense of humor. Life is full of hardships...let's not make it harder on ourselves. Let's have some fun, and here's the music to have some fun too!
| Song Length |
2:56 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Joyful, Affable |
Subject |
Dogs |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Oxford
I have a Labradoodle
Oxford is his name
So regal in stature
He prances with a mane
Sized like a small pony
With hair of dirty blonde
There's just one aspect of my pet
That strikes me as just wrong!
(chorus)
My doggy he has big black balls
That swing between his legs
They stand out 'gainst his light blonde hair
Like two big Easter eggs
He's proud of his anatomy
A king never reneges
My doggy he has big black balls
That swing between his hairy legs
He likes to hump my girlfriends
Every chance he gets
My trainer tried to cure him
But failed with deep regrets
I really hate to think
Of such a nasty fate
Handwriting's on the wall
May just have to castrate
(repeat chorus)
(bridge)
Padunka Dunka do
Padunka Dunka dee
Dubba dubba doo dubba dubba dee
The Easter Bunny's coming
Just you wait and see!
(repeat chorus)