Song Description

In this Episode, Tony, the Gumshoe Detective, sings "You Dirty Rat" to Bates, the Creep.

Lyrics

Tony sings "You Dirty Rat"
You Dirty Rat
(c) Penny Towers Wilber)

If I ever get my hands on you Buster
You'll be one sorry guy
I'd like to trip you up
Punch you out
And black up your eye

I used to like you
Hell I loved you
And I thought you were swell
But my inclination lately snookie baby
Is to send you to hell

Ahh get out of town
Mr La di da di
Get out of town
If you're fond of your body
You dirty rat
You left me flat
I'll flatten you.

I used to think that you were somebody mister
But you're just another chump
I trusted you like nobody business
Then you gave me the jump

You're just a double crossing daddy
And you done me wrong
I'm gonna waste ya Mr big shot sonny
And it won't be long

Get out of town
Before I smack you silly
Just like I done
To that guy in Philly
You dirty rat
You left me flat
I'll flatten you