Story Behind The Song

Our main influence for the creation of this song is life experience.

Song Description

This is a song which uses the metaphor comparing a whale crying to fat girls being sad about not getting laid. We go into some detail about our endeavours with these women. The over all feeling of the song is a pleasant one if you find it humorous, the background music is somewhat soothing, and the whale crys are beautiful.

Lyrics

SAD WHALE SONG


This is a song that?s like none you?ve ever heard
It?s about fucking fat chicks that?s right word
Fat girls need loving to,
There begging you to be getting screwed
More cushin for the pushing I?ve heard all that
But I don?t want my blood to stop flowing if she?s on top of my lap
So just sit back and let the story be told and unfold
check it cuz this is how it goes??
I saw this girl sucking up vodka with a straw
Dam she was big this girl was a Micaw
Now I still had a tag left on my whale permit
And you all know how well fat chicks suck dick
I was about to set sail with this beached whale
Just call me moby as my dick?s getting impailed
There she blows shiver me timbers
Thinking about what I did gives me the shivers
She started to get on me pretty frisky
She said she wanted to free my willy
She said she knows my brother and needs a lover
And just so happened to have a stack of rubbers
I opolagized for being rude
I didn?t mean to offend her by calling her shamoo
She said she would suck me off all night long
That?s when I heard the sad whale song

SHE STARTED SINGING THE SAD WHALE SONG
SHE DOESN?T GET LAID SHE?S GOT NO ONE TO HUMP
MEN WON?T GIVE HER THE TIME OF DAY
AND SHE SO DESPERATALY NEEDS TO GET LAID

I swear to god she she could have been an eight,
If she just could have lost all that fucking weight,
belly bigger than her hips, ten sets of tits,
most have had these types but don't like to admit,
usually when a pair of beer goggles,
is put on they start to look like super models,
with pretty eyes and nice hips,
but it takes a wide armspan to grasp those hips,
she sends a call out across the sea,
full of sadness and melancholy,
from buffet lines to bowling alleys across the city,
You hear the sad whale song it's such a pity,
I felt sad so I took her home,
but by noon the next day she was sad and alone,
it might not have been a pretty sight,
I made a sad whale happy for at least that night.

SHE STARTED SINGING THE SAD WHALE SONG
SHE DOESN?T GET LAID SHE?S GOT NO ONE TO HUMP
MEN WON?T GIVE HER THE TIME OF DAY
AND SHE SO DESPERATALY NEEDS TO GET LAID

I wanted action satisfaction
i was tired of touching myself like i'm micheal jackson
and he's a has been just a fraction
of who he was born remember he was born a black man
now ssg's the new kinds of pop
rappin' about fat chicks sucking cock
lets flip flop on this hip hop,
make my midget grow like it's a been stalk you
I ain't about to be having any kids
expeshualy with a fucking fat chick
not like i'm in the best of shape
got a beer got that blocks the view when i masturbate
mabey i should lift some wieght and get in shape
and get a hot chick up on my plate
i just ate and probably shouldn't complain
about all the overweight girls that i get to bang
I got to give credit to this beet to speedoman
the fat white guy who's really a lesbien,
he's a good friend and one day his life will be
driving in a tour bus alongside sled and me
fucking fat chicks will just be a memory,
but now in our lifes it's a daily sort of thing
so come on and shake what your mama gave you
so she gave you too much but hey what can you do.

She said take me out dancing, I said "fine",
but stay at least ten feet away at all times,
cuz under the covers she'll have you begging for more,
but out at the club she shakes the whole dance floor,
she got mad, her temper flared,
she spit her drink up fifty into the air,
she couldn't understand why I wouldn't dance,
I was the only white guy who she'd ever romanced,
Two guys were grinding on her one Mexican, one Black,
One was in the front and the other was in back,
her ass was huge but they didn't care,
neither one could see that the other one was there,
It's OK, I realized,
it's alright to be seen with a woman twice your size,
my friends were there there was no denying,
I was there in the flesh while the sad whale was crying.

SHE STARTED SINGING THE SAD WHALE SONG
SHE DOESN?T GET LAID SHE?S GOT NO ONE TO HUMP
MEN WON?T GIVE HER THE TIME OF DAY
AND SHE SO DESPERATALY NEEDS TO GET LAID

SHE STARTED SINGING THE SAD WHALE SONG
SHE DOESN?T GET LAID SHE?S GOT NO ONE TO HUMP
MEN WON?T GIVE HER THE TIME OF DAY
AND SHE SO DESPERATALY NEEDS TO GET LAID

guitar solo SLED DOG