Story Behind The Song

The beat came first, Sled Dog joked around about making this a song about fucking his girlfriend's dad.His buddies liked the idea and together they decided that a song like this needed to be written.

Song Description

Sesame Street Gangsters discuss an issue they have had with many of their ex-girlfriends. The issue is their girlfriends father's. No it's not an issue of whether or not the father's approve of their daughters boyfriends, it is an issue of the girl's father and her boyfriend not being able to keep their hands off of each other. That's right folks, Corndog and Sled Dog of the Sesame Street Gangsters are tackling this tough issue and dealing with a few of their own in this beautiful new rap song.

Lyrics

I remember the first love of my life,
it was a beautiful thing, I was just so excited,
it was just turning spring, and our love was new,
and I lost my virginity but not to you,
You took me to meet your parents to have dinner,
whoa as me your dad started playing footsie,
at first I thought that it was your mom,
I sported some wood, and I felt so wrong,
later on that day, your dad so gay,
came through with a gang of tangueray,
I said we can't drink that we're underage,
He said your staying here son, it will be OK.
you fell asleep and your mom did too
he said to me i've got to have a talk with you
he came up behind me put his hands on my hips
what could i say i couldn't resist

girl I feel so bad,
for making you so sad,
I'm sorry I fucked your dad,
best sex I ever had,
girl I feel so bad,
for making you so sad,
I'm sorry I fucked your dad,
best sex I ever had,

your father was puerto rican, I called him popi,
He gave me head while you were asleep it was sloppy,
just imagine what you would do,
If you were sleeping in my room and my mom went down on you,
would you just lie there like me and pretend you're asleep,
that's what I did, I didn't let out a peep.
I didn't say anything though I probably should,
But what could I say, it just felt so good,
So I just laid there perfectly still,
as your dad gave me a BJ against my will,
I desperately wished that you would wake up,
But you didn't I guess that's why we fucked,
i opologize for getting caught up in the moment < br> but your dad had my ass and he owned it
he slapped it hard and said behave
i was his bitch thats right his Mr. Slave

girl I feel so bad,
for making you so sad,
I'm sorry I fucked your dad,
best sex I ever had,
girl I feel so bad,
for making you so sad,
I'm sorry I fucked your dad,
best sex I ever had,

my next relationship lasted for a whole year
i swore to myself i'd never bring her to tears
never had I felt a love so true,
the more time went on, the more our love grew,
she knew what happened with my last girlfriend,
there was no way I'd let it happen again,
i promissed her i would be monogamous
and attend weekly meetings at dad fuckers anonymous
throughout the months her parents started to love me
i felt that i was becoming part of her family
finaly i felt that i fit in
in a relationship i thought would never end,
we had romantic nights, we barely ever fight,
we felt so blessed, it just felt so right,
never ending love, I'd never felt the same,
until our one year anniversary came
she surprised me that night with lingerie and candles
but what happened that night left our love in shambles
she came to my room, lied down next to me
and said baby i love you, happy anniversary
she was shocked i was watching gay porn, so i paused it
then she heard a noise from my bedroom closet
she opened up the door, her jaw hit the floor
her dad was standing there naked, need i say more?

girl I feel so bad,
for making you so sad,
I'm sorry I fucked your dad,
best sex I ever had,
girl I feel so bad,
for making you so sad,
I'm sorry I fucked your dad,
best sex I ever had,

i heard from a friend that you cry everyday
man i wish it didn't have to end this way
i feel so ashamed, so embarrased
we were just days away from getting married
you even picked out your weding dress
you looked good too, i was impressed
i had my cake and i was goona get to eat it
i thought i'd never get busted i really belived it
after 6 months of sneaking around behind your back
you caught us red handed right in our tracks
in the act of making love
bottle of chris pop'd on a bearskin rug
now it was out in the open nothing i could do
you saw it with your own two eyes, you finaly knew
no way now to hide or deney it
last thing i wanted was to see you crying
i didn't know how to make our realationship end
never before have i cheated on a girlfriend
the guilt inside mixed with the fear
the stinging sensation that i felt in my rear
how could something so right be so wrong
how could SSG even write such a song
i guess the world may never know
but yeall get ready for sled's guitar solo
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