Lyrics

I Need Friends
Copyright Ric Seaberg 2012

I'm gonna get me a new job
One with lots of clout
I'm gonna get a new hairstyle 
And start puttin out
Im gonna get a new Chevy
One with lots of Speed
And maybe I'd like
A sweet hookah pipe 
And a big ol bag o' weed

Chorus
Cuz I need friends
Not the Facebook kind
The kind that only say what's on their mind
Yeah I need friends
Not the cyberspace pool
And the geeks I used to know at my hi school

I'm gonna get me a Rolex
And dye my temples gray
I'm gonna make sure everyone
Gives a shit what I say
I'm gonna dine at restaurants
Where the food is overpriced
Cuz maybe I'll meet
When I'm eatin my meat
Somebody nice

Chorus
Solo
Bridge
Jimmy Knutson and Dixie
I do admit you're swell
But the rest of you people with
Hundreds of friends
You can all go to hell

Yeah I need friends
Not the Facebook kind
The kind that only say what's on their mind
Yeah I need friends
Not the cyberspace pool
And the geeks I used to know at my hi school
Yeah I need friends
Not the Facebook kind
The kind that only say what's on their mind
Yeah I need friends
Cuz at this stage
I don't have enough friends on my info page