Song Description

This guY's so stupid he thinks Jerry Springer is marriage counseling!

Lyrics

Six Flags Over Jerry

Baby done left me a month ago
For a trucker she met on the Jerry Springer show
We was tryin to work things out on national color T.V.
We was airing dirty laundry , talkin about the night she found me
Ninety degrees to a bar stool drunker than a fish-eyed fool
She whupped me upside my punkin head
With a Lone Star long neck and left me for
She walked out of that bar and out of my life
Said Darlin don't you leave me We can work things out on Jerry
They's help for us on the T.V. I seen it with my own two eyes

Lord carry us to Six Flags Over Jerry
He's the great white hope of the workin man
The only one we got
Jerry marry us at the Pearly Gates of Primetime
You're the Patron Saint of the Trailer Trash
The onliest one we got

Saw victims of life abuse
Heard justifications for every excuse
Nothin in life is our fault cause Jerry told us so
Saw cellulite on big behinds
Had big cash settlements on they minds
The seedy, the needy and the greedy man they found a home
Jerry done told my gal she was an alcoholic anorexic
Co-dependent adult spawn of Satan's seed
Said her inner child was hissed off, he told her it was my fault
That's when she first fell for Bubba Lee Jimmy Joe Fred Wayne Bob

Lord carry us to Six Flags Over Jerry
He's the great white hope of the workin man
The only one we got
Jerry marry us at the Pearly Gates of Primetime
You're the Patron Saint of the Trailer Trash
The onliest one we got

I was headed for the exit a hollerin
Lord help me please
Like a rat caught in a trap
I believe I'd had just about enough cheese

Lord carry them to Six Flags Over Jerry
He's the great white hope of the workin man
The only one we got
Jerry marry them at the Pearly Gates of Primetime
You're the Patron Saint of the Trailer Trash
The onliest one we got
You're the Patron Saint of the Trailer Trash
The onliest one we got
You're the Patron Saint of the Doublewide
The onliest one we got