Just Beer Me

Story Behind The Song

Prozac, Prozac, Prozac!

Song Description

Marriage is a wonderful institution as long as you don't mind living in an institution . . .

Song Length 3:30 Genre Country - Boogie, Country - Contemporary
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Cheerful Subject Comedy, Funny, Bad Love
Similar Artists Jimmy Buffett, Hank Williams Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Just Beer Me

Broker than the Ten Commandments
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Stumbled on home to my bitter half
Like a busted up rodeo clown
She met me at the front door with a fry pan in her hand
Said Boy I'm a gonna have to learn you how to be a better man

Just beer me
They's tears in my beer 'cause she ain't left me
Signed my paycheck to the barhop
Plopped my cold cash on the bar top
Don't bill me
Just beer me till it's gone

Stronger than your off brand cat food
Meaner than Satan Jones
Momma she had that look in her eye
Soon as I got home
She blacked and blued me would've tattooed me but for the phone
It's was god almighty his own self a hollerin'
'Leave that boy alone?

Just beer me
They's tears in my beer 'cause she ain't left me
Signed my paycheck to the barhop
Plopped my cold cash on the bar top
Don't bill me
Just beer me till it's gone

I been doin all this drinkin
Tryin to lubricate my thinkin
Draggin around this woman like a ball and chain

Woke up to an empty trailer
Momma done took the van
The woman finally figured out
How to make me a better man
Poured me a drink I's startin to think I'd drew that winning hand then
Lord help me she's packin heat here come that Chevy van

Just beer me
They's tears in my beer 'cause she ain't left me
Signed my paycheck to the barhop
Plopped my cold cash on the bar top
Don't bill me Just beer me till it's gone
Don't bill me Just beer me till it's gone
Don't bill me Just beer me till she's gone

Lyrics Waters Rhone / Danny Scott Music Waters Rhone /Danny Scott
Producer Waters Rhone / Danny Scott Publisher Rhone Scott Music
Performance Feat. John Layton on Vocal Label none
This track is on 1 Member Playlists
Playlist Creator Playlist Name Date Added
Aremi Legard Very good songs 3/28/2011

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