Free Beer

Story Behind The Song

I've seen the sign a few times and wondered if it ever fooled anybody

Song Description

Same as the short description

Song Length 3:29 Genre Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Traditional
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Sociable, Irritated Subject Comedy, Funny, Alchohol, Beer, Wine
Similar Artists Blake Shelton, Brad Paisley Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Free Beer

Well ain't that just my luck
A day early and a dollar short
I was driving through a town
When a little sign caught my eye

I swerved all over the road
Yeah, I nearly lost my load
Had to whip around
Just to see if I read it right

It said
Free Beer Tomorrow
Glowing from a neon light
Roadside oasis
Just calling me to come inside
Because of Free Beer Tomorrow
I ain't going anywhere
I could hardly wait
For just one more day
Cuz there ain't free beer tonight

I was just like a kid at Christmas
Crack of noon on the very next day
Just hangin' around
I think it's beer-thirty time

I poured my coffee black
Grabbed a little motel snack
Then I walked down the street
And couldn't believe my eyes
...Sign still said

Free Beer Tomorrow
Just like yesterday
What was I thinkin'
I was over here drinkin' last night
I was thinkin' 'bout
Free Beer Tomorrow
I thought I won the lottery
Free ice cold brew
Was too good to be true
Cuz there ain't free beer tonight

Instrumental

That bartender felt so bad
When she got done laughing at me
She gave me one shot for the price of two, and then she threw one in for free

Which is better than...
Free Beer Tomorrow
Glowing from a neon light
Roadside oasis
Just calling me to come inside
Because of Free Beer Tomorrow
I ain't going anywhere
I could hardly wait
For just one more day
Cuz there ain't free beer tonight

I could hardly wait
For just one more day
Cuz there AIN'T. FREE. BEER. (Stop)
Tonight.....

Copyright, Paul Cook

Lyrics Paul Cook Music Paul Cook
Producer T. Mashburn/P. Cook Publisher Turtle on a Fencepost
Performance P. Cook Label Big Note
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