Song Description

Godzilla vs. King Kong

Lyrics

Don't say you didn't mean to piss me off
You put cat hair in my applesauce
Don't say you didn't mean to call me pain
You pushed me in front of a train

And you trashed my house
And you smashed my mouth
And you slashed my tires
Set my hair on fire

Why do we hang out together?
(Well, maybe it's just that we...)
Whatever

You're Godzilla and I'm King Kong
You say that we can still get along
But you're wrong
Come on, I'm King Kong

You didn't clean out the drain of the tub
Even though I asked you at least three times
I'm not the one who left it there
Aren't you the one with all the hair
Besides you jumped up in the air
And broke my spine

And you don't care where
You ignite my hair
I swear soon my chest will be bare

Why do we still hang out together?
(My analyst says I sublimate displaced aggression when...)
Whatever

I'm Godzilla and you're King King
But that doesn't necessarily mean we can't get along
Don't you think you're coming on too strong?

I suppose the obvious question is
Why we'd even hang out at all
Maybe it's karma or fate or the fact
That you're the only other one I know
Who's three hundred feet tall

Used to feel like a million bucks
Riding around and around in our monster trucks
Grab some dinner maybe take in a show
A couple beers, trash Tokyo

That was fun but it hasn't been the same
Ever since they put the word versus between our names

You're probably wondering why we can't just
Both agree to disagree
Maybe it's due to the fact that I can't even once
Complete a sentence without your interrupting...
Whatever

I'm the King
And I'm God