Song Description

There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all

Lyrics

Poor Gary Coleman
He?s had things hard
A short black man in a tall white world
A security guard

The laughter?s gone now
But the joke remains
Everything is different
But Gary?s the same

Sometimes I feel like Gary Coleman
Sad and stout
Out of place with that look on my face
?Whatchu talkin? about??

Sometimes I feel like Gary Coleman
But I don?t mind
We all feel like Gary Coleman sometimes
Everybody feels like Gary Coleman sometimes
Except the actual Gary Coleman who finds
He almost always feels like Gary Coleman

He says, ?Why couldn?t I just have died?
Another midget suicide
Or I may just fade away
Just quietly dissolve away into nothingness
Just like Emmanuel Lewis did?

Gary?s good but it?s a drag
Beating kids at Laser Tag
News flash:
He?s not fooling anyone with that moustache

There?s a little Gary Coleman inside us all
Gary Coleman?s inside us all

Gary Coleman?s in you
Gary Coleman?s in me
There?s a little Gary Coleman inside everybody
Gary Coleman will fit
Gary Coleman is small
There?s a little Gary Coleman inside us all

Put a little Gary Coleman in your heart
Won?t you put a little Gary Coleman in your heart?
If you put a little Gary Coleman in your heart
Then you?ll have a little Gary Coleman in your heart