Kate Carpenter

Kate Carpenter

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Unique - Children | Marion, Indiana, United States
Total Song Plays: 69,071   
Member Since: 2005
   Last Login: 11/29/2020
   Sounds Like: Laurie Berkner, Peter, Paul & Mary

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Song Description

Mrs. Kate pokes fun at the senders of unwanted email and categorically deletes them all. Fun, singalong chorus. Get your pistols ready after the bridge and get ready to SHOOT! This fun arrangement was created and performed by Scott Griffin of Chicago, IL.

Story Behind the Song

With too much email in her inbox, Mrs. Kate felt inspired to write this fun rant. Even her grandkids, who don't know what the word "delete" means, sing it in the bathtub.

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Nice job Kate. Don't delete!

    - Sam Cooper

It's sounds like another Kate Carpenter meisterwerk to my ears. Superbly entertaining lyrics as always. I haven't a clue where you get these lyric ideas! (Well, I do. I get these dodgy emails too, but you know what I mean). Compelling vocal, great piano arrangement and really nicely recorded. The multiple vocal on the second 'Delete, delete, delete' line is a clever touch.

    - David James
Lyrics

Delete! Delete! Delete!

Copyright 2012 by Kate Carpenter


Good morning, computer, I greet you this day.
I know you're not smiling, but I am, so Hey!
I'll sing you a song in my favorite key:
Delete! Delete! Delete!

I click on my emails, three hundred and five
Do that many people know I am alive?
They all want my business, a piece of my meat
Delete! Delete! Delete!

Delete all the ads; I delete all the spam
I glance at the subject; I know it's a scam
Nigerian widows with fortunes entreat
Delete! Delete! Delete!

My finger goes faster; my brain's in a blur
This takes too much time and I must get to work
My friend sent three forwards; I'm sure they are sweet...
Delete! Delete! Delete!

Delete all the offers, delete all the deals
Delete the free shipping. What's that? A free meal?
It's gone to the garbage; it's out on the street!
Delete! Delete! Delete!

Life used to be simple before there was you
You crazy computer, O what shall I do?
You take all my time and I think you're a cheat!
Delete! Delete! Delete!

BRIDGE: Life is a war and my finger's a gun.
I'm fighting. I'm furious! I think I have won.
My enemies conquered; I caused their defeat!
Delete! Delete! Delete!

My ranting is over; I need to conclude
I'm sure they all hate me and think I am rude.
Please do me a favor! Make this song complete!
AUDIENCE: Delete! Delete! Delete!




Song Length
3:06
Genres
Pop - General, Unique - Comedy
Tempo / Feel
Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal
Female Vocal
Moods
Cheerful, Furious

Subject Matter
Computers, Office

Similar Artists
Peter, Paul & Mary, Amy Grant
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Kate Carpenter
Music Credits Kate Carpenter
Producer Credits Jamie DeFrates
Publisher Credits Kate Carpenter
Performance Credits Kate Carpenter
Label Credits Kate Carpenter