Michael Fuller

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Country - General | Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Total Song Plays: 15   
Member Since: 2005
   Last Login: over 30 days ago

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Song Description

Humorous take on learning to play guitar.

Story Behind the Song

My daughter Kelli, who was just starting to learn to play guitar, came to me one day and said "daddy, most of the chords are easy but B sucks!. I showed her how to bar the chord, but with her tiny 12 year old fingers it was still a stretch for her (pardon the pun.) I thought this line was so funny that there had to be a song about it.

Lyrics

?B? SUCKS (Written by: Michael H. Fuller ? July 20, 2004)
D
WELL I FINALLY HAD TO FACE REALITY
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YOU CAN?T JUST BE A SINGER NO MORE YOU SEE
D
YOU GOTTA PLAY YOU SOME TYPE UH IN-STRU-MENT
A7
IF YOU WANT FOLKS TO TAKE YOU SERIOUS

D
SO I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS HERE GUITAR
G
AND I JUST KNEW IT WAS GONNA MAKE ME A STAR
D
IN ?BOUT THREE OR FOUR WEEKS
A7 D
FIVE AT THE MOST

D
GOT ME A LEARN-TO-PLAY BOOK WHILE I WAS DOWN THERE
G
AT THE MUSIC STORE & THIS FELLA WITH LONG HAIR
D
HE MADE IT SOUND SO EASY
A7
WELL I JUST COULDN?T WAIT!

(ASSHOLE!)
D
I SAT DOWN WITH THE CHORD SHEET & STARTED TO LEARN
G
I?s A MAN ON A MISSION BROTHER ? FEEL THE BURN!
D
& AFTER A COUPLE DAYS
A7
I COULD PLAY THE HELL OUT OF AN ?A?

D
I MASTERED ?C? AND ?D? & TORE UP THAT ?E?
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I LEARNED TO FAKE AN ?F? & I MOVED ON TO ?G?
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AND THEN IT HIT ME
A7
WHAT HAPPENED TO ?B??

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WELL, THE PAGE OF COMMON CHORDS DIDN?T SHOW IT AT ALL
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AND THE PULLOUT SHEET IT WAS SO DAMN SMALL
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I HAD TO BUY ME A POSTER THAT SHOWED EM ALL
A7
DOWN AT THE WAL-MART

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WHEN I SAW IT AND TRIED IT I UNDERSTOOD WHY
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NOBODY USES THIS CHORD IF THEY CAN GET BY
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YOU SHOULDN?T PUT THAT MANY FINGERS IN ONE PLACE
A7 [ fade out ]
WITHOUT LUBRICATION


YOU SEE, YOU PUT ONE ACROSS HERE
AND ONE RIGHT THERE
AND ONE DOWN HERE
AND TWO OVER THERE

HELL THAT?S MORE FINGERS?N I GOT ON ONE HAND
A7
Y?ALL STARTIN? TO SEE A PROBLEM?

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WHEN I LOOKED AT THE SONGS IN THAT MUSIC BOOK THERE
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I COULDN?T FIND THAT ?B? CHORD ANYWHERE
D
SO IF WILLIE & MERLE DON?T USE IT
A7
HELL I AIN?T EITHER!

D
BUT IF I EVER RUN ACROSS IT I?LL FIX IT YOU SEE
G
I?LL WHINE LOUDER & HIGHER & RUN IT TO ?G?
D A7
HELL I CAN FIND THAT ONE
A7 - D
?B? SUCKS!

Song Length
2:09
Genre
Country - General
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal

Subject Matter
Comedy, Funny, Frustration

Similar Artists
Joe Diffie, Lyle Lovett
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Michael H. Fuller
Music Credits Michael H. Fuller
Producer Credits Tommy Cameron
Publisher Credits None
Performance Credits Michael H. Fuller
Label Credits None