Lyrics

Feline Code


Don?t say yes when you mean no, don?t say stop if you mean go
Don?t say you will when you probably won?t
Don?t say you don?t mind if I go then lecture me when I get home
About how I should have heard no in your tone
Cause I can?t crack your feline code

(Chorus)
Your Feline Code confuses me and it makes my life so hard
After all I?m just a dumb old Saint Bernard
And I don?t speak the language and I?ll never break the code
For the rules get changed whenever I get close
? I can?t crack your code

Don?t say more when you mean less
Don?t ask me if I like your dress
Then change it even though I answered yes
Don?t storm out when we?ve had a fight
And say you want me out of sight
Then wonder why I don?t run to your side
Cause I?ve still got my canine pride

Don?t shed a tear when you?re not sad
Don?t say you?re fine, but still act mad
Don?t make me guess your feelings, I hate that
Don?t insist that nothing?s wrong
Then sulk and simmer all night long
I?d know just what you want if I were told
But I can?t crack your feline code

(Bridge)
I?ll admit sometimes I act a little bit confused
And sometimes when you?re angry I might seem to be amused
You might think by now I?d have the whole thing figured out
But, It all gets shaken up just when I think I?ve finally got it solved