Song Length |
3:01 |
Genre |
Country - Rock, Country - Honky Tonk |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
In High Spirits, Sociable |
Subject |
Searching for Love, Happiness |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
3/4/04 G LOOKIN FOR A WOMAN Dirt Roads Proj
Well I was lookin for someone to share my time
so I tried a datin service that I found on line
told em I was lookin for the girl of my dreams
not to fat and not to lean
she said I believe we can handle that got one here I think you'll like
she was a nineteen eighty five beauty queen
moved down to florida from neworleans
I said em hmm that sounds fine just give me her number and I'll drop her a dime
Well I built up my courage and I gave her a call
said tell me little bout ya she began to talk
she liked champagne partys caviar had a house on the bay drove a beamer car
a maid did the cleanin a nanny to cook she read all them old metaphysical books
she didn't like country music or pick-up trucks I knew right then I'd run out a luck
she was lookin for a man who loved to skii with a house in the burbs and an suv
Well when I hung up the phone I know'd she wasn't the one
a girl like that she could'nt be much fun
she'd have to like honky tonks, pick-up trucks stock car racin and long neck bud
she'd have to be willin to cook and clean so I wrote another add and I sent it in
I put an add in the classified under hard to find
between the heavy duty trucks and old draglines
I ain't really lookin for a workin machine just tryin to find a woman who can cook and clean
Well she can be over weight skinny toothless or mean
long as that woman can cook and clean
I'm a workaholic I'll take care of the rest just keep the food on the table a clean place to lay my head
Written by Kelly Butler, BMI Writer Affiliate, PO Box 47184 St Pete, Fl 33743 Phone 727-224-8775
Copyright Registration Number SR 356-499 Thanks Raegan Music Publishing BMI Reg #7121186