Lyrics

3/4/04 G LOOKIN FOR A WOMAN Dirt Roads Proj


Well I was lookin for someone to share my time

so I tried a datin service that I found on line

told em I was lookin for the girl of my dreams

not to fat and not to lean

she said I believe we can handle that got one here I think you'll like

she was a nineteen eighty five beauty queen

moved down to florida from neworleans

I said em hmm that sounds fine just give me her number and I'll drop her a dime


Well I built up my courage and I gave her a call

said tell me little bout ya she began to talk

she liked champagne partys caviar had a house on the bay drove a beamer car

a maid did the cleanin a nanny to cook she read all them old metaphysical books

she didn't like country music or pick-up trucks I knew right then I'd run out a luck

she was lookin for a man who loved to skii with a house in the burbs and an suv


Well when I hung up the phone I know'd she wasn't the one

a girl like that she could'nt be much fun

she'd have to like honky tonks, pick-up trucks stock car racin and long neck bud

she'd have to be willin to cook and clean so I wrote another add and I sent it in


I put an add in the classified under hard to find

between the heavy duty trucks and old draglines

I ain't really lookin for a workin machine just tryin to find a woman who can cook and clean


Well she can be over weight skinny toothless or mean

long as that woman can cook and clean

I'm a workaholic I'll take care of the rest just keep the food on the table a clean place to lay my head

Written by Kelly Butler, BMI Writer Affiliate, PO Box 47184 St Pete, Fl 33743 Phone 727-224-8775
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