Lyrics

Men think they rule the roost
Working hard to feed the family
But momma, she's a telemarketer
Taking home three times his salary

But men think that they're so tough
Doin' all the repairs on the car
Mowing the lawns and taking out the trash
But they can't even open a pickle jar

Men have the muscle but women have the mouth
It's a fact of life we can't escape
When a man talks his argument goes south
Sorry pal the woman's got a bigger mouth
Men got the muscles but womenses got the brains
Their brains over our muscle reigns
But when it comes to push and shove
She's the one who had the labor pains

Men call them the weaker sex
Talkin' bout the birds and bees
But her four words "I have a headache"
Brings that good old boy right to his knees

The best way to handle her is
Never to try at all
Cause women they got the mouth
Sorry boys the writings on Heaven's wall....CH