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THE IDIOT WITH THE LARGE WHITE TRUCK:

WELL, AT SCHOOL HE WAS THE BIGGEST BULLY
TOOK SOME CASH FROM LITTLE BILLY
BECAUSE HE HAD TO PROVE THAT HE WAS TOUGH
HE WAS ALWAYS PUSHY AND AGGRESSIVE
YELLED RUDE THINGS AND WAS OBSESSIVE
THOUGHT HE WAS A REAL LADIES MAN

WHENEVER THERE'S A FIGHT, HE CAUSED IT
HE HAD TO DRAW THE LINE AND CROSS IT
PICKED ON ALL THE WEAKLINGS AND THE BRAINS
HE DIDN'T HAVE A BRAIN TO USE
IN SPORTS HE COULDN'T STAND TO LOSE
HE BARELY GRADUATED WITH HIS CLASS

NOW HE'S WORKING IN CONSTRUCTION
INFATUATED WITH DESTRUCTION
MADE SOME MONEY AND BOUGHT A GMC
HIS RAIDERS DECAL, PRIDE AND POISE
HIS ENGINE AND IT'S THUNDERING NOISE
HIS MONSTER TIRES, PUT HIM ABOVE THE REST.

THE IDIOT WITH THE LARGE WHITE TRUCK
WHY IS HE BEARING DOWN ON ME?
HE KEEPS CHANGING LANES AT SEVENTY MILES AN HOUR
CUTTING PEOPLE OFF AND RIDING THEIR TAILS.

THE IDIOT, WITH THE LARGE WHITE TRUCK (4)