Song Description
This is a humorous country song advocating a vegan lifestyle.
| Song Length |
2:35 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Slow (71 - 90) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Nonviolent |
Subject |
Coffee, Tea, Cows |
| Similar Artists |
Arlo Guthrie |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
THE ELSIE PRESERVATION SONG
No butter fat,
Dairy free, my friend.
How many times
Must I say it again?
No cream in my coffee, Joe.
I don?t think I can stoop that low.
?Cause there?s a cow
I used to know,
In the pastures
Of my mind.
If you knew Elsie,
Like I knew Elsie,
Oh - oh - oh - what a cow.
Oh - oh - oh - what a cow.
No butter fat,
Dairy free, my friend.
How many times
Must my frothy mouth say it again?
No cream in my coffee, Joe.
I don?t think I can stoop that low.
?Cause there?s a cow
I used to know,
In the pastures
Of my mind.
If you knew Elsie,
Like I knew Elsie,
Oh - oh - oh - what a cow.
Oh - oh - oh - what a cow.