Jeff Doering

Jeff Doering

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Unique - General | Marsden, Saskatchewan, Canada
Total Song Plays: 2,876   
Member Since: 2007
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10

Lyrics

The purple cow dances in the mist of the twilight poo
The eagle has landed and he?s perched up atop your roof
Marbles have roundness and squares are never rolling
If you wanna grab my balls then we better be a bowlin
And they say it isn?t over ?til the fat broad starts to sing

And if you can understand this song when up is down and weak is strong
When everything you thought was right is anything that can go wrong
And all that you can do is beat your head against the fucking wall
The message is in code because the kracken is too clever

You better hang loose said the goose to the hen who hung ten
The fat man walks alone and only he know where he?s been
The table has legs but it never goes a walkin
And a mime?ll drive you crazy but it isn?t with his talking
Don?t you know that Elvis isn?t anywhere inside the building anymore

And if you can understand this song when up is down and weak is strong
When everything you thought was right is anything that can go wrong
And all that you can do is beat your head against the fucking wall
The message is in code because the kracken is too clever

The purple cow slipped upon the poo in the twilight mist
The hen who hung ten ripped off the loose goose and now he?s pissed
A ladder?s full of rungs but I?ve never heard it ringing
And the bong is full of smoke, you know the water ain?t for drinking
And the only way to learn is live and live to learn a lesson everyday

And if you can understand this song when up is down and weak is strong
When everything you thought was right is anything that can go wrong
And all that you can do is beat your head against the fucking wall
The message is in code because the kracken is too clever




Song Length
2:02
Genres
Folk - Alternative, Unique - General
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal


Language
English

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