Lyrics

I was sitting in the darkest corner I could find
In the shadows of the back room of a greasy five and dime
When she walked into the room and somehow caught my eye
A dirty roaming cougar, could be trouble on the rise


She came prowling over to me and I told her to sit down
She said her name was something and that she just got into town
I offered up her wallet to pay the tab on the next round
So I wouldn?t have to pay to have my sorrows drown


We shared a couple of bottles of wine that did the trick
Making me almost forget the make up she had caked on pretty thick
She reached under the table and grabbed my stick
She whispered how ?bout I take you and give you the Roman hammer lick


The Roman hammer lick she explained to me
The Roman hammer lick is quite the dirty deed
The Roman hammer lick would bring her to her knees
The Roman hammer lick sounded sweet but it wasn?t free


I thought about the offer for a moment and I knew
I had to get my hammer licked the way the Romans do
I reached into my pocket where I prayed I?d find a dollar bill or two
And headed for the back door to the alley where the dream would soon be true


The Roman hammer lick she performed on me
The Roman hammer lick was quite the dirty deed
The Roman hammer lick brought her to her knees
The Roman hammer lick was pretty sweet but it wasn?t free