Lyrics

The morning breaks and I awake, the rig it never sleeps
The holes they drill, oh what a thrill, to get the gas they seek
I see a man with farmer tan, and big fat gut to match
He looks at me and says, ?you know there ain?t no goat in the patch?

So shave your chin hair sonny boy
And let your face be bare
A goat in the patch ?ll kill you
If the gas is in the air
They?ll be no seal to save you
And you?ll pass out on the ground
And you only got four minutes
From the time that you go down

In Brooks I?m stuck, I?m outta luck, and slaving everyday
And only rain can ease the pain and wash the work away
The roads I drive are all alive with fluids by the batch
There?s birds and cows and gopher holes, but there ain?t no goat in the patch

So shave your chin hair sonny boy
And let your face be bare
A goat in the patch ?ll kill you
If the gas is in the air
They?ll be no seal to save you
And you?ll pass out on the ground
And you only got four minutes
From the time that you go down

So if you fanc to come and dance to earn the devils buck
They test for dope and there?s no hope, unless be Urineluck
The beers are cold and stories told that always eye my catch
The roads are mean to 815, but there ain?t no goat in the patch

So shave your chin hair sonny boy
And let your face be bare
A goat in the patch ?ll kill you
If the gas is in the air
They?ll be no seal to save you
And you?ll pass out on the ground
And you only got four minutes
From the time that you go down