Jeff Ashbaker

Jeff Ashbaker

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Folk - Country | California, United States
Total Song Plays: 11,516   
Member Since: 2004
   Last Login: 9/20/2019

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Broadjam Member Reviews

Certainly unique! Not my cup of tea but I appreciate what it is. Interesting lyrics of course!

    - Nigel Barrett

Really well done!! Love the nod to vinyl on the intro with the sound fx! It's a really cute, and really original song. The production, vocal, and instrumentation sound exactly right to me. THe hook is simple but certainly sticks in your head. Really nicely done all the way.

    - Greg Johnson
Lyrics

Wee Bites
©Jeffrey C. Ashbaker et. al 2015

--Chorus--
Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Loved that Yeti more than he would tell
Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Drove that big old women straight to hell
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All the boys told Wee, he had to find a she
So he found that Yeti deep inside a well
She asked if he would bite, Wee just said "he might"
'Cause he thought there's a chance to spread those thighs

-Repeat Chorus-

He asked her out that night, of course she said alright
So Wee went home to shit, shower and shave
He took her to the show, how was Wee to know
That she would take a bite of his banjo

-Repeat Chorus-

Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Promised to take her to Disneyland
When the time came, Wee just said chow mien
Now that Yeti knows that she's been canned

Song Length
2:33
Genres
Folk - Country, Country - Bluegrass
Tempo / Feel
Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Mood
Jovial

Subject Matter
General, Comedy, Funny


Language
English
Era
2000 and later

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