Wee Bites

Song Length 2:33 Genre Folk - Country, Country - Bluegrass
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Jovial Subject General, Comedy, Funny
Language English Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Wee Bites
©Jeffrey C. Ashbaker et. al 2015

--Chorus--
Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Loved that Yeti more than he would tell
Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Drove that big old women straight to hell
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All the boys told Wee, he had to find a she
So he found that Yeti deep inside a well
She asked if he would bite, Wee just said "he might"
'Cause he thought there's a chance to spread those thighs

-Repeat Chorus-

He asked her out that night, of course she said alright
So Wee went home to shit, shower and shave
He took her to the show, how was Wee to know
That she would take a bite of his banjo

-Repeat Chorus-

Wee Bites, Wee Bites
Promised to take her to Disneyland
When the time came, Wee just said chow mien
Now that Yeti knows that she's been canned

I'm sure it's not what you are saying but it sounds like you are saying Weed Pipe and then talking about headies lol. I guess you see where my mind is hahaha

I think this song would do great at a Blue Grass Festival.
It is a Bluegrass Song to me and would do well as that.

Here's a very catchy song! Great chorus and hook. Love the banjo intro and accompanying guitar. Clear vocals. Fun vibe.

Very catchy and clever!!! Can see it in commercial for little crackers or cookies or something

Certainly unique! Not my cup of tea but I appreciate what it is. Interesting lyrics of course!

Really well done!! Love the nod to vinyl on the intro with the sound fx! It's a really cute, and really original song. The production, vocal, and instrumentation sound exactly right to me. THe hook is simple but certainly sticks in your head. Really nicely done all the way.

Lyrics Jeff Ashbaker Music Jeff Ashbaker
Producer Jeff Ashbaker Performance Jeff Ashbaker

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