Story Behind The Song

Just thought it would be fun to write a song about a stalker that makes the listener empathetic to the singer... at least at first

Song Description

A song about a stalker's love gone awry

Lyrics

i'm in love
well who isn't
the world's a sit com on tee vee and I live in it
my female lead
is hot and brilliant
as for me
well you could say that i'm resilient

when we met
it felt so right
i know its corny
but it was love at first sight
my mother says
she's quite the catch
anyway, lets just say
we're a perfect match


but now it seems that we've grown apart
i hope its p m s and not a change of heart

chorus
I think that my
girlfriend hates me
I say hello
and she looks at me all dazed and confused
I don't how I made her mad
maybe she has issues with her dear departed dad

i'm the guy
that women wish for
I leave my girl fresh flowers
every morning at her door
I have her photo
on all of my walls
i bugged her phone
so I can listen to her calls

know what you're thinking
i'm not jealous
at the most
maybe I'm a wee bit over zealous

i don't know why
girlfriend hates me
won't take my calls
but that don't faze me too much
i know that I, should feeling real mad
because she's out
with some hipster named Brad

plays hard to get
but i don't mind
changed her number
6 or 7 times
don't know why
she wont get it thru her gourd
we were both meant to be and
i wont be ignored

i'm not a creep
or some psycho
i watch her sleep
thru the second story window
she works out and is in such good shape
i'm gonna bring her home wrapped up in some duct tape

she'll be impressed when she sees my devotion
if not i'll just chop her up and dump her in the ocean

i won't lie
my girlfriend hates me
if she could i'm sure she would
pepper spray and taze me, it burns
can't wait until she meets my kin
but until then i'll make her put the lotion on her skin

i don't know why
my girl friend hates me
every time that i say "hi"
she has to berate me
but i guess i'm getting the last laugh
if not she's gonna get the gas
i say "yeah"