Song Description
Golden Rain is an instant country comedy classic. The imagery conjures the American West.
| Song Length |
3:00 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Peaceful, Content |
Subject |
Farm Animals, Rain |
| Similar Artists |
Bo Burnham, Johnny Cash |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
Cows watch as I drop my pants
And settle into my manly stance
Sun beams down in a golden ray
Glistening off of my yellow spray
I take a hot piss on a dusty ground
Wet the floorboards when no one's around
I just spread my feet
While I hold my meat
Vast fields of corn and long grain
I get 'em wet with my golden rain
Bright red barn full of fresh mowed grass
Cattle watch as I slap my ass
I take a hot piss on dusty ground
Wet the floorboards when no one's around
I just spread my feet
While I hold my meat
My pools of gold
Well it's been told
It's the Midas touch I've got
Now don't be shy
Just sniff, don't cry
Come take a whiff, hotshot
People say that life can be so hard
Those folks don't know I've been shitting in their yard
I take a hot piss on dusty ground
Wet the floorboards when no one's around
I just spread my feet
While I hold my meat
I take a hot piss on dusty ground
Wet the floorboards when no one's around
I just spread my feet
While I hold my meat