Story Behind The Song

Something everyone does and no one admits to (well almost no one) and it is a very funny subject.

Song Description

Song is silly and raunchy . Was written specifically with a taxi advertisement in mind.

Lyrics

Flatulence

When two people are in an elevator and
one of them smiles and says i?ll see you later

He walks away to leave you a lone
with such a foul odor that it could melt a stone

When your in a crowd and somebody snickers
from a sound so loud it could take down your nickers

Everyone would look around at who it could be
Listen very carefully the culprit was me

CHORUS

Flatulence

Oh its a gas yeh

Flatulence

It comes from your ask me bout

Flatulence

oh you will know why

Flatulence

it can make you cry

Flatulence

Can cause a tear

Flatulence

happens when your drinkin? beer

Flatulence

it can make you smile

Flatulence

hangs around for a while

VERSE

The fragrance could be something you have never smelled before
Yet you recognize it as something you should ignore

your face wrinkles up as you smell all around
that awful smellin odor can make you wanna leave town

You can feel it coming not long after a meal
you know whats comin out could be quite an ordeal

You brace for the worst yet you hope its the best
Montezuma revenge is the worst test

CHORUS

Flatulence

it can make you laugh

Flatulence

when your takin? a bath

Flatulence

watch the bubbles rise

Flatulence

it gets in your eyes

Flatulence

Hey that ain?t bad

Flatulence

It kind of smells like my dad

Flatulence

you don?t want to be near

Flatulence

cause it comes from the rear


SOLOS

You sit up on the counter and take out a lighter
your getting ready as your holding it tighter

the time is comin when you begin to ignite
A blue flames produced in the middle of the night

Flatulence

Oh its a gas yeh

Flatulence

It comes from your ask me bout

Flatulence

I hope you?ll agree

Flatulence

It comes from you and me.