Song Description
Guy took his girl to a barroom and he gets frustrated in a fun way and wishes someone would teach him how to dance. Simply because she dances with everyone else because he can't dance.
| Song Length |
2:53 |
Genre |
Country - Traditional, Country - Honky Tonk |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Composed, Content |
Subject |
Fun, Frustration |
Lyrics
"TEACH ME HOW TO BOOGIE" COPYRIGHT ©2002
LYRICS & MUSIC BY: GARY DON SMITH
(214) 399-3417
garydonsmith47@yahoo.com
WELL I'M SITTEN' ON TO THIS BARSTOOL
I CAN'T DANCE LIKE A BIG FOOL
WHILE MY GIRL, SHE'S DANCING ALL AROUND
SHE'S DANCED WITH EVERY COWBOY
WHILE I DROWNED IN MY BEER
AND THAT'S WHY HATE TO BRING HER HERE
SOMEBODY PLEASE....TEACH ME HOW TO BOOGIE
SHOW ME HOW TO SLIDE ACROSS THAT FLOOR
SOMEBODY PLEASE...TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE
CAUSE I'M ONE, TWO AND THREE STEPS
FROM LOSING MY GIRL.........
IF I COULD ONLY LEARN TO TWO-STEP
AND SHUFFLE TOE TO TOE
I'D BE THE HOTTEST COWBOY.. IN TEXAS
BUT I'M STUCK HERE ON THIS BARSTOOL
I CAN'T DANCE LIKE A BIG FOOL
BARTENDER I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SENSES
REPEAT CHORUS..................(LEAD TURNAROUND)...
IF I COULD WALTZ ACROSS TEXAS
DO THE COTTON EYE-JOE
I'D BE ONE HELL OF A... BOOT SCOOTIN MAN
I KNOW I'VE GOT THESE GOOD LOOKS
AND A CUTE PERSONALITY
BUT LORD KNOWS I HAVE TO LEARN TO DANCE...