Story Behind The Song

There aren't enough songs for evil people to enjoy themselves on.

Song Description

She knows who she is and loves every minute of it.

Lyrics

I'M A CREATURE BORN TO FIGHT,
I'M A SCREECHER IN THE NIGHT
WHY, I'VE MADE POISON IVY ITCH!

I AM REALLY THRIVING
WHEN I'M CONNIVING!
NOTHING NEW IN ME --
IT'S THE SHREW IN ME --
BETWEEN YOU 'N ME --
I'M A BITCH!

IN A ROYAL BITCHY MOOD
I COULD SPOIL FROZEN FOOD
AND THAT'S BY WALKING THROUGH THE KITCH!

CAN'T HELP BUT BE VINDICTIVE
IT'S JUST ADDICTIVE
THAT OLD CRAPPINESS
IS MY HAPPINESS
I HOPE THAT MOST WILL PARDON MY BOAST
OR EVEN TOAST THAT I'M A BITCH!

MY CHARACTERISTICS
DEFY STATISTICS!
MY PIQUE HAS BEEN UNIQUE SINCE MY VERY FIRST DAY!
MY MOTHER'S OBSTETRICIAN
DIAGNOSED MY DISPOSITION
SO I KICKED HIM
(MY FIRST VICTIM)
IN MY INIMITABLE WAY!

IN MY RANCOR I'M A TANKER OUT TO HIT
AND I CAN KNIT MY BROWS AND NEVER DROP A STITCH!

'CUZ IN MY MALICIOUSNESS
I FIND DELICIOUSNESS
AND I'M VENOMOUS
ENOUGH FOR TEN OF US
IT'S "UNENIMOUS"
IF YOU ALL GOT THE PITCH, YEAH!

SENTIMENTS MALEVOLENT
SEEM TO BE PREVALENT!
ISN'T IT QUEER? ISN'T IT RICH?
I'M A --

BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-
-- ITCH!