Song Description

One friend trying to talk another friend out of hitting on a redhead at the bar because he knows her really big boyfriend

Lyrics

Forget The Whole Thang

She's got a tattoo on her shoulder
A picture of a serpent wrapped around a rose
And the perfume that she wears
Is like trouble in the air
And you ain't got the sense to leave her alone

What are you doing, friend
Don't go moving in
On that redhead at the bar
She dressed to kill and I believe she will
Obliterate your heart
I know her boyfriend, Clyde, he's a big ole guy
Barely fits into his Mustang
Forget the whole thang
Forget the whole thang

I can see you looking at those long legs
But you better keep one eye on the door
You know I'm your best friend
And I'll be here til the end
But he's big enough to lay us both out on the floor

What are you doing, friend
Don't go moving in
On that redhead at the bar
She dressed to kill and I believe she will
Obliterate your heart
I know her boyfriend, Clyde, he's a big ole guy
Barely fits into his Mustang
Forget the whole thang
Forget the whole thang

Long and tall, got it all
I know she's your type
I know your weakness, just takes a short dress
She's got one cut clean up her thigh

What are you doing, friend
Don't go moving in
On that redhead at the bar
She dressed to kill and I believe she will
Obliterate your heart
I know her boyfriend Clyde, he's a big ole guy
Barely fits into his Mustang
Forget the whole thang
Forget the whole thang

Good thing I got your back
Would you look at that
Somebody pulled up in a Mustang
Forget the whole thang
Forget the whole thang
Forget the whole thang
(Spoken) Hello Clyde, looks like you been working out