Lyrics

VERSE 1
We?re all headin? to the bar for happy hour
Suzy?s comin? along she?s such a spitfire
She?s so conservative during the day
But a drink will take the shyness and erode it away

CHORUS 1
Yeah, her fun ascends with her, blood-alcohol content
She?s at zero tenths, still a little tense, without a drink yet

VERSE 2
Now by 9 o?clock she?s had three on the rocks
Huggy, touchy, feely cause she is half crocked
Bouncin? round the dance floor like a fiend
Then she started bumpin? and grindin? on me

CHORUS 2
Yeah the fun ascends with her, blood-alcohol content
She?s at 2 tenths, not making much sense, but damn can she dance
And she gave me those eyes, rubbin? her thighs
A tease that?ll make you cry, oh why, why, why?

BRIDGE
When she took a break to breath I said why don?t you come home with me (she said) I?m having too much fun to leave I claimed victory when she finally agreed

SOLO

VERSE 3
As I started to drive I gave her one for the ride
To keep the blood alcohol content up high
Jumped into the bed held on with all my might
Cause to my delight she rock & rolled me all night

CHORUS 3
Yeah her fun ascends with her, blood-alcohol content
She?s at 3 tenths, she wouldn?t relent
(I said) honey I?m spent, kept rockin? thru the night
Lovin?s outa sight, until the bright daylight
Now that?s my fun wife