Lyrics

VERSE 1
I?ve been in love and true to my wife
For the very best years of my life
But some days can be a test of my will, when these women come around and they look like Faith Hill
I get mixed up inside, get all tongue-tied,
I might stretch the truth, but I don?t wanna lie
Every time it happens I freeze in my tracks
When an attractive woman comes to me and asks:

CHORUS 1
Are you married?
For a split second I wanna say no
I Wanna say I?m free
Why this is so,I just don?t know
But eventually I feel guilty
Are you married?
Why delay, its real easy to say I?m not being put to task
Its not a guess, the answer is yes
When a lovely women asks:
Are you married? Are you Married?

VERSE 2
Took my wife to her medical exam
Male nurse came close, he said howdy mam
Had to admit he was handsome and tall, with that moustache he looked like Tim McGraw
Said sit in this chair, fill out the questionnaire
She handed him the form and he looked at her
He said mam you forgot to answer
The one after age and gender

CHORUS 2
Are you married?
For a second does she wanna say no?
Does she wanna say she?s free?
Why this is so, I just don?t know
I sure hope she?s feelin? guilty
Are you married?
Why delay, it should be easy to say, she?s not being put to task
Honey its not a guess, the answer is yes
When a good lookin? guy asks:
Are you married? Are you married?

BRIDGE
Married twenty years now
And I wouldn?t trade one day
She asked me to retake our vows
I didn?t hesitate
Cause there really is no doubt
She is what I?m all about

FINAL VERSE/CHORUS
New neighbor stopped by said hi her name was Jane
Boy she looked like Shania Twain
She asked: you have family? Are you married?
As I stared, my wife yelled from upstairs and said
Hey honey is there anything I can do to help?
I said "Yo" or I mean why of course Yes
Yes I'm married!!!!!!!!!
And are you married?

Copyright 2006 Dan Robinson and Mike Duer. All rights reserved.