Song Length |
2:59 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
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Lyrics
Class Reunion
Words & Music by Doug Momary
ã2006 Doug Momary
It was a class reunion and I didn?t want to go!
There were people I forgot, people I didn?t know.
When I walked into the room I just had to say, ?Who are all these old people, anyway??
An old man with no hair came up to say, ?Hi.?
I thought it must be a teacher I can?t place.
We got to talk?n` and to my surprise, he turned out to be my very first date. Then
there?s Cookie who runs a little wedding chapel, with an escort service on the side.
Mary's a stunt rider on an old bi-plane;
she stands on the wing and does tricks in the sky.
It was a class reunion and I didn?t want to go!
There were people I forgot, people I didn?t know.
When I walked into the room I just had to say, ?Who are all these old people anyway??
I had a crush on the captain of the football team.
Back in school he wouldn?t give me the time of day.
Now he?s 300 lbs with a greasy toupee.
He was slithering across the room, he was headin` my way.
I made a run for the door couldn?t wait to get home to my husband, the kids, and the dog. It made me so thankful for what I got.
Sometimes the grass is greener but not for long?
It was a class reunion and I didn?t want to go!
There were people I forgot, people I didn?t know..
When I walked into the room I just had to say, ?Who are all these old people, who are all these old people,
who are all these old people, anyway?