The Christmas Song

Story Behind The Song

My old lady says I'm hard to shop for. I'm very thoughtful person, so I wrote her a song to help her out.

Song Description

Guy is trying to help his lady give him what he really wants as a gift...Butt sex

Song Length 2:28 Genre Folk - Alternative, Unique - Holiday
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Affable, Jovial Subject Ass, Sex Acts
Similar Artists G. Love & Special Sauce, Weird Al Yankovic Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

The Christmas Song

I've been a good boy
a good boy all year
and there is just one thing that
I want my dear

Would it be asking for too much
just once

To put it in your bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da

I'll get freaky freaky
Hell yes
and you'll get jiggy
jiggy wit it

Would it be asking for too much
just once

To put it in your bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da

I long to travel your scenic byways
get off and ride on your Hershey highway
it don't make me gay if I say

Would you put it in my
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da
put it in my
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da

I've been a good boy
A good boy hell yes
and I don't need a tie
or a brand new desk set i

Is it asking for too much
just once

To put in your

bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da
bu bu bu bu bu bu butt da da

Put it in your butt
Put it in your butt

Lyrics Clay Bell Music Clay Bell
Producer Clay Bell Publisher Clay Bell
Performance Clay Bell, Eric Schramm, Doug Carlson Label Mammon

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