Story Behind The Song
									I use to work in a bad part of town and use to sing this song to myself to dissipate the sorrow that surrounded the issue
																
																	Song Description
									A cautionary tale about, loosing your girl, house, guitar to buy Crack.  Turning a trick or two
								 								
								
								
									
										
											
											
																							| Song Length | 
												2:28 | 
																								Genre | 
												Country - Rockabilly, Spoken Word - Humor | 
																									
																								| Tempo | 
												Fast (151 - 170) | 
																								Mood | 
												 In High Spirits,  Frenetic | 
																									
																								| Subject | 
												 Drugs,  Naughty Sex | 
																								Similar Artists | 
												Weird Al Yankovic, The Jerky Boys | 
																									
																								| Language | 
												English | 
																								Era | 
												2000 and later | 
																									
																						
									
								 
								
								
																Lyrics
								
									Smokin' Crack (a cautionary tale)
Yesterday, I sold my car
And this morning I pawned my guitar
Aint no hope of ever gettin' her back
I'm smokin' crack 
smokin' crack, smokin' crack
I use to have a house
I use to date a fox
now my new address is
a cardboard box
and my girlfriend is a dime rock
I'm smokin' crack 
smokin' crack, smokin' crack
Heroine is so passe 
But crack cocaine is A Okay
and Marajuana 
I just don't wanna 
I like  smokin' crack 
smokin' crack, smokin' crack
Can you give me a dime?
Can you spare a dollar 
Well I'll suck your dick 
but I won't swallow
but I'll play with the balls
and I'll stroke the shaft
Anybody know why?
Cause I'm smokin' Crack
 smokin' crack 
smokin' crack, smokin' crack