Lyrics

Earlier this week a guy in Egypt turned 150 years old,
then later on that day a doctor in Denmark
discovered a cure for the common cold.
Later on next month we're gonna colonize with aliens on the moon
cause some politician down in Washington
confirmed the ozone's burning up soon.

Over 300,000 people died in the Yugoslavian war,
Old Jacq Chirac down in Paris
is lubing up his guns for a little bit more.
But none of these news can compare,
no how, no way, nowhere,
to what I heard this morning on my radio,
it seems that Judge Lance Ito done let old Orinthal James go.

Well, I never gave a damn about Watergate,
and I gave even less about the Gulf War,
I didn't turn my head when the Cubans drowned,
so what big deal, John Kennedy's been shot down.

But O.J., that's something new,
could a Buffalo Bill really cut a couple people in two,
whether it's false, or whether it's true,
Marcia Clark looked better with her old hairdo.

Old Mark Furman he took the stand
grabbed the Bible and he raised his hand,
said, I'm proud to be LAPD,
Judge Ito responded BFD.

Shopiro said there's a discrepancy,
Kato Kalin wrote an autobiography,
all the blood and the glove and the DNA
just wasn't enough to put O.J. away.

The juice is loose, he's running free,
two thousand yards, or maybe three.
Whether or not he's guilty
I sure could use some of his money.

Well, now Mike Tyson is wondering why
he didn't give Johnny Cochran a try,
come to think of it maybe so should I
and get rid of this ticket for doing 95.