Lyrics

Some say that the Irish drink together
Others say that the Scots drink alone
One thing I'll say for a poor beggar Welshman
He´s done made his bottle his home

The French they sure love kissing each other
While the Yanks just like shaking hands
and the Greeks like a good pinch on the ass
Whether it's a girl or a man

The Krauts they sure love eating their schnitzel
Like the Portuguese love their sardines
The Spaniards like the cold tomato soup
Still the Mexicans make the best beans

The Turks the love smoking their hookahs
But the Dutch are the kings of the drag
Don't be surprised if you cross the North Sea
when a Brit asks you for a fag.