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When I leave town I take a five star hotel,
I order up some champagne and oysters on the half shell.
I went to pay the bill and the man began to yell,
he said, your Visa card expired
and your Mastercard as well.

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I'm drinking imported beer on a domestic budget,
when I'm feeling kind of low I tell my boss to shove it.
I'm kind of short on cash, so if you please, charge it,
I shopped at the Bon when I should've gone to Target.

Just another day, another dollar in debt,
another twenty-four hours I'll probably regret.
I went to the track and borrowed money for a bet,
the horse's name was Remember,
but I'd sure like to forget.

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