Lyrics

Drinking and smoking every day at the bar,
walking around shitfaced,
cause the cops confiscated my car.
Well, I quit cocaine,
and I quit crack,
can't find no speed,
can't afford no smack,
so tell my bartender I'll be back,
to smoking and drinking at the bar.

My gal, she left me
for a guy with a steady job,
she said I ain't nothing
except a low down two-timing slob
Well, I admit that I looked,
but I never touched,
maybe just once
but that was once too much,
so now I'm stuck in this bar
watching Starsky and Hutch,
smoking and drinking at the bar.

My new best friend
is anybody who'd buy me a beer
cause I'm getting mighty thirsty
and it's sure freaking hot in here.
Well, I'd buy a round
but I'm flat broke.
Buddy, while you're at it
could you bum me a smoke.
Let's raise our glass,
let's all drink a toast,
to smoking and drinking,
to smoking and drinking,
to smoking and drinking at the bar.