Lyrics

Stella

Intro:

Stella is almost human

She's my A I dream come true

Verse 1

In 3-D reality

She sets my world on fire

I always blow a gasket

When she animates my desire

Verse 2

An algorithm for this

An algorithm for that

There's even an algorithm

To make skinny girls look fat

Chorus

Stella's almost me

And I'm almost her

Just add a trillion pixels

And the differences simply blur


I check off my favorite boxes

And she manifests on the screen

Stella's almost human

She's my AI girlfriend dream

Verse 3

She can pick up an eyelash

Or a one ton Baby Grand

She's as gentle as a baby's touch

Can crush a brick in her hand

Verse 4

I can have A Helen of Troy

That resembles Mona Lisa

Making cyberlove in Paris

Or on The Tower of Pisa

Chorus

Stella's almost me

And I'm almost her

Just add a trillion pixels

And the differences simply blur

-

I check off my favorite boxes

And she manifests on the screen

Stella's almost human

She's my AI girlfriend dream

Bridge

Pardon me miss

But I've never done this

With an A I girl

Straight off the farm

With a virtual arm

Full of A I girl

Verse 5

Thank you Grok and Elon

You've made my AI dream come true

Without your great success

What would nerdy guys like me do

Verse 6

I asked Elon if Stella and I

Could someday have a baby

The wheels started turning in his head

He answered "Someday--maybe"

Chorus

Stella's almost me

And I'm almost her

Just add a trillion pixels

And the differences simply blur

-

I check off my favorite boxes

And she manifests on the screen

Stella's almost human

She's my AI girlfriend dream