Lyrics

I Grab My Lovin'

(verse 1)
A long-term relationship
Is less than half a day
I get the urge to settle down
And then I have to stray
I'm a cross between an alley cat
And something I can't say
--So mamas hide your daughters
Or you'll have hell to pay

(verse2)
I was changing trucks in Kankakee
When I almost lost an ear
I didn't know what was going on
So I threw it in high gear
Turns out his wife made videos
With a guy that looks like me
And now those great home movies
Can be seen on your TV

(chorus)
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way
I grab my lovin'
And I never have to pay
I'll be on the prowl
Til I'm wrinkled old and gray
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way

(verse 3)
In Wiggins, Mississippi
I escaped with just my life
That's what I get for shackin' up
With a badass farmer's wife
I ran away across his field
I tripped on a five pound spud
He had me cold--pulled the trigger
Click!--It was a dud

(chorus)
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way
I grab my lovin'
And I never have to pay
I'll be on the prowl
Til I'm wrinkled old and gray
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way

(verse 4)
I was throwin back a couple
While passin through Big D
Somehow the good wife of the mayor
Set her sights on me
And when the morning came
She wouldn't leave without a fight
I prayed she didn't have the clout
To cancel out my flight

(chorus)
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way
I grab my lovin'
And I never have to pay
I'll be on the prowl
Til I'm wrinkled old and gray
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way
I grab my lovin'
Where I can along the way